Hell, it’s so organised it even has a mission statement. Sorta.
Welcome to Pure Derry
Wtih 77 local papers and its own TV station, the city of Derry is apparantly hooked on the need for scandal, gossip and ‘bars’, so we though there was room for one more!
In the past 5 years, the Derry press have used 14,000 football pitches of Brazilian rainforest (thats 12,757.5 GAA pitches for all the muck savages reading) in an attempt to keep the nosey punters of the north-west up to speed on the latest happenings in the community. If you have ever lay awake at night pondering such thoughts as ‘Who won the Argyle Arms pubs quiz last Tuesday?’, ‘How many greyhounds raced at Lifford yesterday?’ or ‘I wonder who is dead this week?’, then it was’nt all for nothing. We however have a more responsible attitude to the environment, and believe our eco-friendly paper will rise above these problems to create a better tomorrow!
Please print this page and give it to as many friends as you can!!