Headline news: Canadian sub in difficulty off Ireland.
In recent times, diesel-electric boats have generally been considered in-shore affairs. Or boats best suited when stealth was essential.
So what the frick was it doing off Ireland? Not noted for being close to the shore of Canada. And why were you hiding from us?
There is only one possible conclusion:
Canada is after our lucky charms!
Well, they’ll have a fight on their hands for them. That’s all I’ll be saying right now…
Yes, I realise that it was probably in transit to Faslane or something. Don’t let that get in the way of a good conspiracy theory.