Following Herr Blunkett’s recent resignation…
Halleliuia! The Herald of the End of Civilization has gone!
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Sorry. Following Blunkett’s recent resignation, I’ve been waiting for the lads from Rockall to have their say.
And today they delivered.
- David Blunkett: Statesman, father, blind bloke
- “We could go on, but consider this modest list a fitting tribute to David Blunkett: Statesman, father, blind bloke. Dave, you walked it like you talked it, albeit with a white stick and a Labrador. Rispek.”
- Britain left unprotected as Blunkett jumps ship
- Oh dear god, how can we survive without that stalwart of civil liberties standing between us and the forces of evil?
- ‘Blunkett left me totally satisfied as a woman’
- More detail than you ever wanted about the sordid affair between Herr Blunkett and Mrs Quim.
- Blunkett ‘not father’ shocker
- Blunkett was not the sole father of the nasty laws that have rolled out of parliament in the last few years. Another shocking blow for family values.
- UK Government scoops coveted international award
- The Ministerium f?r Staatssicherheit (or the Home Office, as it was) denies that photographic driving licences are actually a sneaky form of ID card. News delivered by the Airborne Bacon Service.