Yet more from the NoR: You Know You’re A Redneck Jedi When…

Some examples:

• You hear “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…”
• You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
• You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t
  have to wait for a commercial.
• You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
• Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

I likee. I also like this Telegraph article: Europe unites in hatred of French, also found at the NoR.