A quick roundup

First off Twenty Major speaks for all of us regarding Live ‘8’.

Fucking Live Aid 2, fuck off. People just can’t come up with an original idea these days.

Bob Geldof said “A lot of the pop people have stayed the course, not the least being Midge (Ure), Bono, Elton and Queen.”

Take Frddie Mercury, for example. Apart from the fact he’s little more than some dusty corpse bits he’s really stayed the course. Maybe they can get Princess Diana’s dusty corpse bits to sit beside Prince Charles to make it just like 1985 again.

Random Acts of Reality: geekiest ambulance person, ever.

Oh, and found via Risawn, another bloody IQ test. And I’m getting dumber, apparently, so I’m not going to give you the score. I’ll give this bit, though:

Like a meticulous collector, you’ve fed your brain a unique set of facts and figures over the years. Words, numbers, you’ve got it all. That’s what makes you a Facts Curator.

Whether or not you intend to absorb every piece of information that comes your way, your mind has certain steel-trap qualities to it. You are a knowledge sponge. You have almost enough words in your head to fill a dictionary, and you’re equally adept when it comes to manipulating numbers. You can also detect important patterns in number sequences, and probably remember the mnemonic devices you were taught in your early school years.

Which fits nicely with this observation.

0 thoughts on “A quick roundup

  1. Mwhhahahahahahhaha!

    joseph, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

    You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

    Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and insight into processes and the way people think. These talents enable you to explain things clearly to people.

  2. you can tell its a good cause if dog biscuit is supporting it – he is going to be life president of the world dont you know – all those qualifications he gained in government, politics, macro economics – surely there is no one better qualified to lead us into a brave new era of prosperity, equality and peace!

  3. Well, people do then to get arty-farty-er when they’re wasted, don’t they?

    I’m still happy with being a Facts Curator.

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