From overheardindublin.com:

Guy arguing with another: “May your next shite be a moonwalking hedgehog”

Fantastic.

And in totally unrelated news, random quotage from some crazy canuks.

Canadian Sea King pilots have composed a ‘theme song’ for their service, sung to the tune of the 1970s pop hit Seasons in the Sun beginning

Goodbye papa, please pray for me
My helicopter’s crashing in the sea.
The chorus runs

We had joy, we had fun, we had Sea Kings in the sun
But the engines are on fire and the Sea Kings must retire.