7 things

Following on from the lamest tag ever

7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die

  1. Learn a foreign language, properly.
  2. Make something that I can look at and go “I don’t think I could ever improve on that”.
  3. Become a father. Not for some time yet, mind.
  4. Teach something important to someone important. Who or what is to be decided.
  5. Be the Go To Guy for some major black helicopter organisation.
  6. To look around at what I have, and say “This is Enough”.
  7. Fly (solo) a Hurricane from Alaska to Africa.

7 Things That I Cannot Do

  1. Accept things that I cannot change.
  2. Let It All Out.
  3. Understand people who don’t care about ID cards.
  4. Understand why people who are otherwise intelligent can believe politicians.
  5. Get my head round a lot of things.
  6. Understand why people aren’t interested in the world around them.
  7. See the point of Oasis. Why were they popular?

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex

  1. A smile.
  2. A sense of humour.
  3. Freckles. In moderation, I’m not looking for the female equivalent of me.
  4. Sarcasm. In moderation, I’m not looking for the female equivalent of me.
  5. The realisation that me liking to be on my own sometimes isn’t a sign that I’m pissed off.
  6. Nice eyes.
  7. Who am I kidding? T&A. Even if you just call it curves. That’s nothing but a cop-out, and you know it. Non-dwarfage is also good.

7 Things That I Say Most Often

  1. Fuck no.
  2. NO2ID - Stop ID cards and the database state
    Sign the No2ID pledge!
  3. And sure did you see…
  4. Aye, but…
  5. Which part of “You’re not comming in” was it that you didn’t understand?
  6. FUUUCCCKKK OOOOOFFFFF!
  7. Now you’re getting mad at me for things that you said I said but I never, actually, said. (This one’s a recent addition)

7 Celebrity Crushes

  1. Jessica Alba
  2. Milla Jovovich
  3. Brittany Murphy. And I don’t know why.
  4. Alyson Hannigan
  5. Shirley Manson
  6. Uma Thurman
  7. Heather Graham

Now, I’m just gonna follow Nelly and Marc’s examples and not really tag anyone. If you want to tag yourself, feel free. It’s a free country. For now.

0 thoughts on “7 things

  1. From a purely practical point of view, women under a certain height give me a pain in the neck. Said height can be anywhere from 5 ft 8 down, depending on how the woman carries it.

    Dwarfage happens when it’s not the carrying of the height that is the problem, it’s simply the height. Superficial, I know. But you didn’t complain at the T&A, and that’s much more superficial.

  2. Silly boy. T&A are essential otherwise how would you know it’s a woman? Are you extremely tall then? By your standards all the women in our family are midgets except Ganching and wouldn’t you just know it by her lofty airs.

  3. Actually, it’s more subjective than that. More to do with the perception of height than the actual height. You can get women who are 5ft8 and act about 2ft tall, and then you get women who are well under 5ft but you don’t actually notice it. Feck know how it works, but it does work.

  4. Interesting theory that will need some pondering. Obviously posture comes into it and chutzpah. Whatever that is. You still haven’t said how tall you are. Can I guess? Five foot 10 and a half inches?

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