- Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
- The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
- Parties: Going Without New Outfits
- Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
- Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
- Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
- Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, not the First.
- Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
- Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
- Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
- Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
- Introduction to Parking
- Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
- Water Retention: Fact or Fat
- Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
- Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
- Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
- Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
- PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
- Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
- Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
- Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
- Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
- Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
Shamelessly stolen from the Toaster Files.
Special mention must go to numbers 3, 5, 7, 13, 14, 15, 16 ,17, 18, 19, 20, 21 and 22.
So which of these courses will you be teaching?
12 & 13. With the supplimentary course 13a: Handbrakes are your Friend.
Shouldn’t special mention go to courses 1 – 24?
Just sayin’.
I won’t be needing 3, 11, 16 & 21. Put me down for ll the rest. Nor will I be needing 6 or 21. For obvious reasons.
Nelly, I’m informed that you’re qualified to take many of the courses listed. If you volunteer to lead some of the seminars, I’m sure we could work out some for of discount for the courses you wish to take.
is it because i is wimmen (sic)?
is it because i is wimmen (sic)?
See, I meant you’re qualified to teach some of the courses. Unfortunately, english as a language allows many interpretations of the verb ‘to take’, most of which sound like I meant something quite different.
Oh well.