Training courses for wimmen

  1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
  2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
  3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
  4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
  5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
  6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
  7. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, not the First.
  8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
  9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
  10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
  11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
  12. Introduction to Parking
  13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
  14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
  15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
  16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
  17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
  18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
  19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
  20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
  21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
  22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
  23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
  24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

Shamelessly stolen from the Toaster Files.

Special mention must go to numbers 3, 5, 7, 13, 14, 15, 16 ,17, 18, 19, 20, 21 and 22.

0 thoughts on “Training courses for wimmen

  1. Nelly, I’m informed that you’re qualified to take many of the courses listed. If you volunteer to lead some of the seminars, I’m sure we could work out some for of discount for the courses you wish to take.

  2. See, I meant you’re qualified to teach some of the courses. Unfortunately, english as a language allows many interpretations of the verb ‘to take’, most of which sound like I meant something quite different.

    Oh well.

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