- Banging your head against Ed uses 150 calories an hour.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Ed to vote!
- Ideally, Ed should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- Ed will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- Two grams of Ed provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
- To check whether Ed is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Ed will sink, and fresh Ed will float.
- California is the biggest exporter of Ed in the world.
- Ed has a bifurcated penis!
- There are six towns named Ed in the United States.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ed!
Just for the record, this Ed floats.