The ‘sirs’ in this case being plentyful, and including (but not limited to) David Tennant, Pete Doherty, Franz Ferdinand, and the Kaiser Chiefs.
The crime of which they are guilty? Guiding the legions of twats that frequent my workplace. Guiding them in matters of fashion. Guiding them into wearing suit jackets with jeans and thinking that this makes them the epitome of cool. When 99% of them are still the annoying wee shites that would follow any herd.
The punishment that I would suggest? Horsewhipping. In public. And the revocation of any artistic licence that they may previously have held.
Oh, and it should be noted that I’m not against the style itself, because there are very few styles that I’m either strongly for or against (except ponchos and leggings, both of which can be found in the ‘strongly against’ column). I’m not even against ‘cool’. I just get annoyed by people who think that copying a couple of overrated bands will transfer the cool onto them. It does not.