In 2006, a crack unit was sent to the front line by an inept government to fight a crime they couldn’t define. These men promptly performed a thorough cost/benefit analysis, a risk assessment and developed standard operating procedures. Today, still hounded by the government, they survive as wasters of good money. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire…the Respect Squad.
I think that we can safely assume two things about this respect squad:
- It will grow at an alarming rate.
- It won’t work.
So you’ll excuse me if I don’t hold my breath for the solution of all anti-social behaviour related problems…