Chez is having doubts about my sanity.
So I have to go and provide documentary evidence of everything, do I? Bloody bureaucracy gone mad, that’s what it is…
I didn't quite catch that…
If you're happy and you're Irish, don't clap your hands. You'll drop your beer.
And how much did that cost you?
Due to the unique way the NHS is funded, it cost me nothing.
All the millions of tax payers, however, paid an average of eighteen pence each for it.
£10,800,000?
Clearly, you’re a borderline case (hence all the costly clinical investigations), and ended up having to bribe the doctor to swing it your way. Hence the “another couple of weeks” – he’s rent-seeking, and wants a regular payoff.