Is this thing on?
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.”
“I walked over, lifted its tail and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.”
“Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”
“I don’t remember much after that.”