So, how is it that 3 doormen can turn up to a bar, get quite drunk, enter the pub quiz that was on, and end up in third, just behind various people who turned up and took it very seriously.

This is quite annoying. a) because it would be have been very satisfying to beat those who took it seriously and b) because it’s a better result than I’d normall get if I took it seriously.

But, hey, I got free beer out of it. Even if it was Corona, which is only technically a beer.