In blatant violation of good IT practice, I only take backups of this thing on a fortnightly basis.
My last backup was taken thirteen days, twenty hours and fifteen minutes ago.
And fifteen minutes ago, I totally corrupted the database.
Thusly, anything that happened here over the last two weeks did not, in fact, happen. It has been erased from history; it has been undone; it does not exist.
Yes, I am a fuckwit. Yes, this time I really did put my foot in it.