Stephen Nolan. There’s a reason I don’t listen to him too much; he’s an antagonistic wee fecker, and he tends to get the blood pressure rising into the danger zone.

But I find myself listening today. And he’s on about single parents, BT being poo and some womans leaky back entry.

This is not conductive to a good days work.

And now he’s moving on to fatness; this is apt, for I can’t think of anyone who is better placed to see things from the fat person’s point of view.