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I’ve decided that The Onion has someone watching me. How else could you explain this horoscope?

Taurus APRIL 20 – MAY 20
Others may claim you to be a contrarian, accuse you of being a knee-jerk naysayer, of disputing popular opinion for the sake of disputing popular opinion—but then you really couldn’t disagree with them more.

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