From Harry Hutton:

It is every Englishman’s dream to fly over London in a hot air balloon with his pasty arse hanging over the side, and take a great big dump on the Houses of Parliament, while singing the Eton Boating Song.

Change the soundtrack, and I dare say that a few more nationalities would sign up for that as well.

As an example, I heard tell that Sian Lloyd was planning on dropping trou’ to the musical delights of The Cheeky Song (Touch my Bum). But I think that she has different reasons than most for her actions.