As of today, I’ve been in my current employment for thirty five months. This, by the way, is a record for me, in full time employment anyway.

Tomorrow is my last day in this employment. But more of that later, I’m sure.

The number of official group photos that have been taken of the staff here? None. Not one.

As of lunchtime, however, that won’t be the case.

Yes, the fates have decided that, like the baddie in Scooby Doo, I nearly got away with it. But was foiled at the last minute by an in-house magazine with a poor pun for a name.

Dammit, that puts paid to my original ‘drink from sun up to sun down’ plan.