I could get used to having Wednesday afternoons off. It’s a great way to get things done while everyone else is at work.

And on a day like today there’s few limits to what you could do. It’s a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky and no crowds about.

So how have I spent the afternoon? Simple: washing the car, and contacting the tax office.

Oh, and lying flat on my back, sweating like a pig, while a hawt young lady attacked my mouth with a piece of air turbine machinery.

Ow.