With respect to the current crop of fools running the country, this simple post says it all.

Everything they touch goes wrong. When will they make the connection: that’s it’s because they’re touching it?

In response to this revelation, I propose decommissioning the arms of all government ministers. Or at least their hands; if they can’t touch anything, they can’t break anything. And the world will be a better place.

There we go; solved the problems of statism, Big Brother and generalised political fuckwittery in one simple step. It’s a service I provide…