Taurus April 20 – May 20
The mere mention of your name strikes fear and terror in the hearts of men, though that’s mainly because it’s so difficult to pronounce.
I’ve had people mishear, misspell and mispronounce my name many many times.
How the fuck can you mishear, misspell or mispronounce Ed? Seriously, it’s the shortest name you can have and it’s made up of the simplest sound you can make.
But it still happens.
Does it show that I’m feeling somewhat tired and uninspired this morning?
I’m intrigued. How is it mispronounced?
Eed – to rhyme with weed?
Or Eedee – to rhyme with weedy?
Ad – like the commercial break.
Ud – like you’ve beenhit in the stomach.
Eid – like the Islamic festival.
Bastard – like they know me…
Did you miss the mild horticultural insult… or did you just choose to ignore it?
I got it, however I was dragged up right, so I didn’t respond.
I’m beginning to get a theme, though. First off I’m unhealthily pale, now I’m weedy. What is it that you’re trying to say?
That you should eat your vegetables sans lard.
I only say it because I care
Sans lard? But then where does the flavour come from?
I give up. Unless I can tempt you with some lovely lean bunnykins? Guaranteed myxamatosis-free.
I’m not a massive fan of rabbit, if I’m honest. Always seemed a little stringy for my tastes. Although it works nicely in a stew type thing, IIRC…
If course, being a Bat Fastard in waiting, I’m not likely to turn down offers of food, so pass it this way please.
You missed out Ted. How could you?