Could someone please lend me $7,900 (plus shipping)? Because I gots to get me one of these, as pointed out by el Reg.

If you’re a really, really big fan of the recent reinterpretation of Battlestar Galactica and have $8000 not doing anything, you could invest in your very own 7ft-tall Cylon Centurion.
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The towering replica features the “haunting visor light of the robotic soldier synchronized to the menacing, eerie hum” of the machine determined to destroy mankind.

Hell, I even have someone to put such a wondrous contraption, once I get round to shifting that fish tank that’s been empty for three years…

Come on, you don’t think it would be cool? Kicking back, watching the best TV series currently in production with thon thing thummmmmmmmm-ing away in the corner?

As I say, I wants one of them…