A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly…. he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At about 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to let me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold. ”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s just pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed!
“Good,” she replied… “Get your own fucking blanket. ”
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
I’d like to thank TLG for sending me that particular one…