If you see a fat man
Who’s jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and a red
flannel suit,
And if he is chuckling and
laughing away,
While flying around in a
miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer to pull
him along,
Then let’s face it…
You’re P*ssed!
Merry Christmas and
a Happy 2009!
Yes, I know, it’s fucking awful. But I’m too lazy to be thinking of content just now, so this is what you get…