There was positive yesterday morning, and negative this morning.

Now, we shall continue that theme, with something that is both positive and negative.

To whit: this article.

It is positive, because it is informative, interesting, well written and funny.

Negative, because it is basically a manual for insulting people.

And with that, I have learned the following insult, which I shall direct to one Mr G Brown, Esq:

Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba.

But I say it positively…