Things that I really quite like:

• Breathing
• Alcohol
• Licensed premises
• Being slightly tipsy

So, how about things that tick all those boxes?

Adults are often reminded to drink responsibly but customers entering a new cocktail bar where they are literally enveloped in a mist of alcohol are warned to breathe responsibly.

Just 40 minutes inside the venue – which delivers an intoxicating vapour of gin and tonic – will leave you feeling slightly merry.

Now, all they need to do is work out a way to make it work with a decent beverage. And then I’ll be looking for a room in my house to be wired up with that system.

After all, drinking in the house may be seen as antisocial. Breathing in the house? Literally everyone does it…