I trust that everyone has heard about the official petition calling on that Fuckwit from Fife to resign.

And I also trust that all of my readers who agree with the sentiment (to whit, that the Fuckwit from Fife should resign) have signed it.

I don’t expect it to cause said Fuckwit to actually resign, but I do expect that it’ll cause him more anger and discomfort. Which will distract him from his primary job, the fucking up of the entire country. So it has become a moral imperative for us, the poor and ignored public of the UK, to piss him off as much as we possibly can. It’s the only way we can save ourselves…