This is how I’ve felt when:
a) buying a car;
b) getting a credit card;
c) being called sir by people; and
d) buying a house.
Seriously, people, I’m no more mature than I was before uni. No way am I grown up enough to have a house…
I didn't quite catch that…
If you're happy and you're Irish, don't clap your hands. You'll drop your beer.
