The picture below the fold was submitted by a primary school child. They were asked to bring in a picture of what their parents did for money. After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole
on a stage in a strip joint. I work at B&Q and had commented to my daughter how
much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This picture is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington