First off, I have to say a big thank you to Chez, for WAKING ME UP THIS MORNING! Bad Chez! And I agree, the Z3 is a bit of hairdressers car, like the MGF. Go for the Honda S2000. You know it makes sense.

No, I don’t care if it’s out of your price range. If you’re going to buy a rag top, at least make sure it’s a respectable one. It’s the Honda, or a Jag. Beg, borrow or steal to make it so.

And, relax. Today, I have mainly been executing bad guys on the Playstation. It’s very satisfying just to be able to shout “Team, FIRE AT WILL!” into the microphone, then hearing a chorus of “Tango [target] is moving; ah, well, he ain’t moving now”, “Tango eliminated”, “Engaging… tango down”. I think that I’m training my SEALs quite well. Hmmm. Unfortunately, they don’t seem to respond to my instructions “Execute the prisoner”, “Skullfuck the enemy”, and “Nuke France”. Hopefully that will change later in the game.

Apart from that, I’ve been reading Bored of the Rings. And taking the lawnmower apart to try and fix the flat tyre on it (who decided that welding wheel rims to the axle was a good thing? And is it legal for me to set the SEALs on him?). And avoiding packing.

This time tomorrow, I’ll be in US territory. Mwhahahaha.