Oh dear. The little town where I work has gone a bit bonkers. Regular road closures resulting in insane traffic, and all because of a be-dreadlocked actor and his show.

The excitement displayed by some female members of staff has been rather comic; people have been getting excited at the sight of dreadlocks in the distance, only to be told by friendly policemen that said dreadlocks belonged to one of the stunt doubles.

On the plus side, he hasn’t turned up to the office to lead a mutiny yet, so all’s well.