I’m on record as being an avowed non-fan of the girly giggle. The same holds for the girly squeal and the girly “ohmigod” chorus.

Which is why I was less than enthralled to be attending Legally Blond: The Musical. I had no say in the matter; the choice was my sisters and since she was the one graduating we couldn’t really argue.

Dear Lord: it was crap. No only did it largely feature girly squeals and giggles, they had an actual ohmigod chorus. And a song called ohmigod. And more pink than I ever wanted to see.

No wonder most of the men in the place were busy pouring beer down their throats at almost scary rates. It’s the only way to keep sane when surrounded by people deliberately singing so much crap so shrilly…