You can bank from your home, you can get food delivered, you can bookshop from your bed.

Or, you can get a personalised Dog Whispering service straight to your own TV.

Yes, if you ask nicely, Cesar Millan will communicate directly with your pooch. And said pooch will hang off their every word.

Or, alternatively, you might turn on the Dog Whisperer and then wait ten minutes for the appropriate shot of your confused doggie trying to figure out why all the barking doesn’t produce the expected smells. One or the other…