(a): I don’t actually think I led that sheltered a life; and
(b): I can’t remember anyone ever even mentioning playing rainbow whan I was of school going age *; and
(c): I really wish I had known the girls in question.
* – I say “of school going age” because, what with me going to an all bloke Catholic school, if people at school had been busy playing rainbow behind the bikesheds **, then that would have been completely different.
** – And no, my school didn’t actually have any bikesheds. But it’s the principle of the thing, OK?