The very strange Hugh Anchor links to a nice reworking of a Gilbert&Sullivan classic: (To the tune of Modern Major General)
Genius: I am the very model of a modern intellectual:
I’ve information patented and copyrights effectual;
My programming is fluent and my theorems are elegant
And General MacArthur says I’m really quite intelligent;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters educational
At least ? to put it crudely ? when they’re media-relational.
I write a natty paperback and I’m invited in to muse
On every kind of topic in exciting little interviews.….
And so on, full lyrics and a link to the music can be found by following the title link.