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Simple explanation

Posted on Sat 18th April 2009 by ejh
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Will Jacqui Smith go? The BBC thinks now, and I (for once) agree with them. Their logic is that she hasn’t committed enough of a gaffe that she will go entirely; she may go from the Home Office but she … Continue reading →

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Missing the definition of the word

Posted on Fri 28th November 2008 by ejh
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Note to thon Blunkett twat: if you have to be made, bribed or coerced into volunteering, then you are not volunteering. You are being dragooned. It’s a simple difference, I feel, but then when did ex-government ministers ever get their … Continue reading →

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False hope for punchlines

Posted on Fri 19th January 2007 by ejh
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There was a headline on ye olde BBC webshite this morning that caught my eye: ‘Bulldoze’ estates, says Blunkett This raised much in the way of hope for cheap, nasty punchlines. Generally revolving around the unfortunate ocular deficiency that the … Continue reading →

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Things that make my head go *boom*

Posted on Mon 27th November 2006 by ejh
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The irony of this story makes my head go a little like this: A new civil liberties controversy has flared up over the news that police chiefs are considering using high-powered microphones to “eavesdrop” – as critics will see it … Continue reading →

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I’ve neglected to push this enough

Posted on Thu 25th May 2006 by ejh
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Time is running out of you want to get the most out of your UK passport without signing up for an ID card. For the low, low price of £51, you can get an extra ten years of passporty goodness … Continue reading →

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Alternatives?

Posted on Tue 14th February 2006 by ejh
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Now that Blair’s fuckwits have gone and made their ID bollocking Card compulsary, I forsee a lot of people giving up their UK passports. I’ll be doing it in favour of my Irish passport, which I think is a nicer … Continue reading →

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That’s rich coming from you…

Posted on Wed 11th January 2006 by ejh
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So, the government says that all the problems in the land can be fixed if only people had a little more Respect. An admirable sentiment. Let’s see, however, how much respect those who made this statement have shown. Respect for … Continue reading →

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What to do, what to do…

Posted on Mon 21st November 2005 by ejh
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So, what will Herr Uberstamfurher be doing with his time? “Adult film” performer They say that losing one of your primary senses heightens the others, so Blunkett’s highly-developed sense of touch ? described by previous lovers as leaving them “totally … Continue reading →

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And again

Posted on Wed 2nd November 2005 by ejh
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Again with the descent of indescribable happiness. Blunkett resigns. Again. What can be said? The silly sod decided that he should set aside his socialist credentials for a bit of loot. Perfectly sensible, for a normal person. But for a … Continue reading →

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About bloody time

Posted on Mon 10th October 2005 by ejh
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Is it true? Has Channel 4 finally decided to stop screwing with the West Wing schedule? No more “Oh, we can’t show any series on E4 over the summer, it would interfere with our 24/7 Big Brother shite”? No more … Continue reading →

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Finally, a tax I could support

Posted on Mon 20th June 2005 by ejh
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Kim du Toit links to an interesting article. It’s premise is this: there is a section of society that believes that taxes are too low. Obviously, most of these people believe that it should only be people who earn more … Continue reading →

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I love el Reg

Posted on Fri 15th April 2005 by ejh
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Why? Because they’re so committed to exposing the ID card bullshit. As marc brought to my attention, whatever is in a manifesto is basicially gifted through the parliamentary process (a fact of which I was shamefully unaware). And guess what? … Continue reading →

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I’ve been waiting for this

Posted on Mon 20th December 2004 by ejh
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Following Herr Blunkett’s recent resignation… Halleliuia! The Herald of the End of Civilization has gone! … Sorry. Following Blunkett’s recent resignation, I’ve been waiting for the lads from Rockall to have their say. And today they delivered. David Blunkett: Statesman, … Continue reading →

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Yay, yay, yay and more yay!

Posted on Wed 15th December 2004 by ejh
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You know if I was the kind of person to film a happy dance and charge you $10 to watch it, then it would be the time for it now. Blunkett resigns. Unbelieveable happiness is descending upon this blog. The … Continue reading →

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Presumed innocence

Posted on Wed 15th December 2004 by ejh
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The Assets Recovery Agency. An independent Government department, under David Blunkett’s guidance. It’s purpose is to try and make sure that criminals don’t profit from crime. It’s method is to try and seize assets thought to be illegally obtained through … Continue reading →

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I love el Reg

Posted on Mon 13th December 2004 by ejh
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The Register. A fantastic online newspaper. It has the latest geek technology news. It has the Bastard Operator from Hell. And the bit that I really love about it: they really, really, really don’t like Blunkett. A couple of quotes … Continue reading →

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On the Clarkson

Posted on Sun 12th December 2004 by ejh
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A couple of week’s ago, I read an interview with Clarkson in Zoo (A quality publication, I might add). In it, he said that he wanted to hide in his Volvo until Bush left office, and that he wanted to … Continue reading →

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Identity cards

Posted on Mon 6th December 2004 by ejh
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Kim has a lot of very good points on fucking compulsary identity cards. Obviously, I’m totally in love with the idea meself. And kerr has a couple of points on it (from a while back). Yes, I have a photographic … Continue reading →

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Loaded questions

Posted on Wed 1st December 2004 by ejh
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Remember this: Well, now we have a local version. Herr Blunkett’s question to the populace regarding ID cards: Do you welcome plans to tackle organised crime, illegal immigration, benefit fraud and national security through the introduction of ID cards? I’ll … Continue reading →

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Like minded

Posted on Thu 18th November 2004 by ejh
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A lot of mutual back scratching going on here… First off, I post a little rant about the nanny state. And it’s inherent evilness, etc, etc. Then kerr links it and bitches about the new ID card. And it’s inherent … Continue reading →

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